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Arrest Demotivational Poster


BICYCLE POLICE - You are under arrest, now get your ass in the basket.


TAGS: bicycle police arrest in basket
Rating: 4.46/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:28 am

My DH is a former BLM Lead Ranger. He was in charge of the Imperial Sand Dunes in so Cal~~also worked (and before that, rode) in the Barstow to Vegas race many, many times.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:54 am
I used to work as a medic for desert and Baja racing. A medic on a enduring motorcycles could beat the ambulances or rescue unit hands down down and have a victim pretty much packaged and ready to go other than a few things like a backboard, etc.
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 12:33 am

It is all in fun. Bicycle patrols are invaluable tools in urban policing. But just like canine officers("Did Timmy fall down the well again, Rinnie?)and motor cops (You only do this because of your leather addiction.), they take the teasing well.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:15 am
Oh I can imagine... But I would hope It's all in good fun. The bike patrols come in very handy in certain scenarios. I was going to say something along the line of budget cuts being bell...
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:26 pm

5L~~~so, so funny. You have no idea how much heat these guys take from the 'real' police who drive cars equipped with neat-o stuff like lights, sirens and sh**guns. Saves all that having to scream, "WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH! Stop!"


ENGAGED -




WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! -


TAGS: arrest of teen for wrapping cat in duct ***e
Rating: 1.36/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the ***e comes off


PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!




SPIDERMAN - They always said they would do it




MISCONCEPTION -


TAGS: arrested famous
Rating: 4.94/5

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:36 pm
Standing ovation. 5L


WHAT IS THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS -




M I C - ¿Que? Y why?


TAGS: mickey mouse mexican police arrest protest que y why pancakes
Rating: 2.05/5

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:07 am
Sorry, Michael Jackson, no dice. Maybe you should try being a creepy white guy.


EVERY GAL -


TAGS: istanbul constantinople date arrest turks
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:42 pm
Nobody's business but the Turks!
crankyhead - November 17, 2010, 10:23 am
Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam... why they changed it, I can't say... people just liked it better that way. =)


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: greenpeace police arrested diplomacy donuts global warming
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:13 pm
LMAO excellent
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:14 am
Sure Derek, unless seen in your "rear-view" mirror. *giggle* Get it? "REAR"-view? Mirror? *snicker*
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:25 am
OMOH = Special Purpose Police Squad. Basically the riot squad.
whatukno - November 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Anyone else notice that cop's name is Omoh? lol


Foreshadowing -


TAGS: game thrones george martin arrested
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 1, 2013, 12:56 am
Thanks Ism...now I have a social life!!! Purple koolaid for everyone...it's on me, literally, it's even in my n**** belly b***on! 5L Cheers!
GaryO - June 30, 2013, 12:24 pm
Well, as long as Ism keep rollin’, the inanimate banners are fine. Roll on, Ism, roll on…..more at 11?
rerun - June 30, 2013, 10:50 am

If we could create & post animated posters.....the possibilities.
motifayk - June 30, 2013, 9:56 am
It might be that you captured something... These banners need to roll...
rerun - June 30, 2013, 9:18 am

Captured? Me? Never.......Bwahahahahaha
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:38 am
Which part? The n**e congregation, or that Rerun was captured?


GENDER EQUALITY -




THROWING STARS - Used to be there was nothing cooler than going to a martial arts store and buying some of these things then throwing them into the neighbors garage.


TAGS: these days doing that will get you arrested
Rating: 2.83/5

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andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
used to be?


FASHION POLICE - Caught this Rhapscallion wearing "WHITE" after "LABOR-DAY". 4 walls is 3 too many.




SHOTGUN - It doesn't always apply.


TAGS: sh**gun doesn t apply arrest
Rating: 1.8/5

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motifake - October 14, 2009, 10:41 pm

I didnt get it either, and rejected it. Then it got re-submitted, so I figured I was missing something. GUESS NOT LOL
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 10:37 pm
I think its trying to play on calling sh**gun. like if you call sh**gun you get to ride up front but not in this situation
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
I concur...wtf?
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:32 pm
What?


busted -


TAGS: arguing women comparison arrested words silence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:43 pm
thanks 'cern now just shut up and dance with me...sorry just had to be said ;)
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:49 am
all men realize that there is not a correct way to argue with a woman. but a 5er is in order
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 3:57 pm
Oh 'sod...it's not how you use the silence it's all in when you use it...teehee!
Oldsod - September 25, 2015, 3:50 pm
That doesn't help either...my silence gets used against me as well...


stress -


TAGS: stress fear arrested
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 8:46 pm
Thanks, Lord R.!
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:25 pm

very nice. this would fit well over at our sister site http://www.theshivers.net/


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